Headline News

Out there every day finding the most interesting News to share with the world. We have been doing this for almost 20 years. TheHelper.net Headline News!
General chit-chat
Help Users
  • No one is chatting at the moment.
  • The Helper The Helper:
    I cannot handle the forum add in because i can still see the bots in the site stats and that completely disconnects the forum from that.
  • Ghan Ghan:
    Forum add in? You mean the Anubis software?
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Anubis
  • Ghan Ghan:
    Nothing to do with the forum really. It's not clear to me why it would interfere with Matomo stats. Matomo collects stats through a javascript addition to the forum templates, and Anubis sits in front of all that.
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Google analytics shows the same thing because I guess it is probably in the same spot as matomo
  • The Helper The Helper:
    The problem with Anubis is that the forum shows 0 visitors and no search bots but the stats shows no changes in the traffic. I cannot read stats like that because they are totally fake. That is the problem - the bots have pretty much wrecked my ability to properly read the site analytics for years now.
  • The Helper The Helper:
    It is like that everywhere I am sure
  • The Helper The Helper:
    at least on forums
  • Ghan Ghan:
    It looks to me like Matomo may already have bots filtered out, either by its own methods or via the bots just not executing javascript code.
  • Ghan Ghan:
    If you watch the members online list closely, you'll see that it is constant filled with guests who had activity "a moment ago" meaning within the last minute-ish. If that's the case all day long, and Matomo were truly tracking all that traffic, I'd expect to see 10s to 100s of thousands of views per day. Matomo is showing a few thousand pageviews per day at best.
  • Ghan Ghan:
    So I'd conclude that the bots are already (mostly) excluded from the Matomo stats.
    +1
  • Varine Varine:
    Happy Father's Day!
  • Varine Varine:
    I know a few of you are qualified for it
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Man it was a horrible fathers day for me we went out to eat and they forgot the dessert and we were just sitting there and mom started to ask me about whether or not we should get the check and I was not paying and it started to get like dealing with the manager who I had ordered the dessert from and he comes up and I said you can just take the desserts off and bring the check and stepped outside for some air. Mom has a different version and apparently I treated her bad and she wont accept my apology but Happy Fathers Day - hope everyone else had a great one
    +1
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Bad service from a manager just kills me the manager is what messed it up if he takes the order he cannot just tell someone to do it and walk away then ask surprised 15 minutes later when someone asks him about it and hes like you did not get that? Dude you took the order and we are just sitting here nobody even came back. Anyway, its a pet peve a manager did that at Chilis a few months back asked for a refill, he was like ok and left and never saw him again until the end when they pos was not working and i asked about the tea and he said - well I called for it and then walked away
    +1
  • The Helper The Helper:
    I hate bad service lol
    +1
  • The Helper The Helper:
    especially from a manager
    +1
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Happy Monday! My mom finally forgave me so there is that too :)
    +1
  • The Helper The Helper:
    New season of House of Dragons started!
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Starting out pretty good I have to say... wow
  • The Helper The Helper:
    New Rick and Morty is pretty good too!
  • Varine Varine:
    What a weekend, holy shit. I get most of tomorrow off though!
  • Varine Varine:
    I had an employee piss me off at the end of the night, she wanted to get out of doing floors or something and argued with me when I told her no, I can do the station but that's it.
  • Varine Varine:
    She tried to like, 'claim' the cooler, which is not how I handle closing at all, everyone helps each other and checks out with each other before me. And this girl is supposed to be a supervisor, I think she lost that tonight. Like I'll let teenagers go home early, I don't need a sixteen year old that washes dishes hanging out for prep and shit, he just doesn't fuck off because he's afraid of getting in trouble and I have a reputation for being a dick
    +1
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Happy Thursday!

      The Helper Discord

      Members online

      No members online now.

      Affiliates

      Hive Workshop NUON Dome World Editor Tutorials
      Top