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  • Varine Varine:
    Like we've have four or five people get sick the last two weeks. I have never seen that happen with literally everyone one of them going to a doctor and giving me a note, I don't even ask for it usually. So whatever it is sucks
  • Varine Varine:
    They all had fevers though, so probably some weird flu?
  • Varine Varine:
    Seems a weird time for it, but idk, I'm not a pathologist. If I had the staff I would make them take an extra day off
    +1
  • Varine Varine:
    More sick people. And one guy with a newborn that had a legitimate "Dude I need to go back home right now". It was a really good day though, I think everyone there today can feel like they got a lot accomplished and I'm really happy about it
  • Varine Varine:
    When I was doing my DUI counseling I learned about a thing that I think was the "kodak method"
  • Varine Varine:
    So at the end of the day, you're supposed to reflect on three things: How did I hurt someone?
  • Varine Varine:
    How did I help someone?
  • Varine Varine:
    And how did someone help me?
  • Varine Varine:
    So like today, I hurt someone by making a bad joke to a new server that has only ever seen me when I'm like, managing a busy service and thought I was being deadly serious when I said "next time don't sell so much shit" when he somehow sold 10 desserts on a 12 top and I had to make them.
  • Varine Varine:
    That was in hindsight hilarious but it was a big problem, and I doubt that server feels the same way about it. I should not have done that. They were really upset.
  • Varine Varine:
    I helped I think several people, but I helped everyone by just being the best. You're welcome
  • Varine Varine:
    But in reality I did help big boss get to have an easy day by taking charge of the day shift so she could have a family day or something. Both her kids are in college and are doing a what I understand to be very fucking cool, and both of them are back home now for a bit.
  • Varine Varine:
    They are always in different countries, it's actually really cool.
  • Varine Varine:
    And then I cheat on this one because it's the same thing, but there is never a day that goes by without someone that helps me. So I'm glad to live in a world where I can be helpful, but more importantly I can get help.
    +2
  • The Helper The Helper:
    2076 guests onlline lol now i want to turn it back on
  • The Helper The Helper:
    The bots are like look hey we are back... oh wait... they dont care if they can get to the site or not they still come. Internet traffic has changed that is for sure it is almost untrackable and 95 percent of it seems to be bots. Google does not see these as bots so they are counting on there pay stats and such it is totally corrupted.
  • The Helper The Helper:
    All that ad click tracking stuff and blocking bots from your clicks is total bullshit when I was running my businesses google ads the same IPs that here that are total bots are being counted there. Still to this day too. Someone needs to do something to filter the automated traffic. I think that forum add on did it but it just needs to happen at the cloudflare level, that click to make sure your not a bot would fix the stat disconnect from forum to site stats. Cloudflare could do that I am willing to pay more
  • The Helper The Helper:
    I cannot handle the forum add in because i can still see the bots in the site stats and that completely disconnects the forum from that.
  • Ghan Ghan:
    Forum add in? You mean the Anubis software?
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Anubis
  • Ghan Ghan:
    Nothing to do with the forum really. It's not clear to me why it would interfere with Matomo stats. Matomo collects stats through a javascript addition to the forum templates, and Anubis sits in front of all that.
  • The Helper The Helper:
    Google analytics shows the same thing because I guess it is probably in the same spot as matomo
  • The Helper The Helper:
    The problem with Anubis is that the forum shows 0 visitors and no search bots but the stats shows no changes in the traffic. I cannot read stats like that because they are totally fake. That is the problem - the bots have pretty much wrecked my ability to properly read the site analytics for years now.
  • The Helper The Helper:
    It is like that everywhere I am sure
  • The Helper The Helper:
    at least on forums

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